What’s Coming up

IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THIS NOT FEEL LIKE A DIARY ENTRY OUT OF A LIVE JOURNAL, I’M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHIT AS FACTUAL AS POSSIBLE AND WRITE IT AS IF I’M YELLING BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL NOT 10000% CORNY ABOUT IT. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND I KEEP STARTING AND THEN DELETING EVERYTHING CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERY ‘WHITE GIRL LIVING OUT HER CARRIE BRADSHAW DREAM’ OF A BLOG ON THE INTERNET, AND I CANNOT BE GOING OUT LIKE THAT. I DO NOT DO THAT. THAT IS NOT WHAT I DO. SO THIS IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE.

ANYWAY, I’M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA IN 2 WEEKS. I’M SURE YOU ALL CARE ABOUT THIS A LOT AND HAVE TONS AND TONS OF QUESTIONS, SO LET ME ANSWER A FEW.

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FOREVER?: NO, JUST FOR A FEW MONTHS. I’LL PROBABLY BE BACK IN THE SUMMER

HOW?: I’M UNEMPLOYED, GUYS. WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO RUN THIS BLOG AND POST SNAPCHATS IN FURRY COATS ALL DAY?

WILL YOU STILL BE BLOGGING?: YES.

WHERE WILL YOU BE?: I’LL BE LIVING IN PERTH FOR THE MOST PART, BUT I’LL BE IN SYDNEY FOR THE FIRST WEEK AND I PLAN TO VISIT MELBOURNE, THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, THE GOLD COAST, TOKYO, AND BALI.

HOW CAN I HELP?: SO KIND OF YOU TO ASK. YOU CAN HELP BY TELLING ME IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS IN ANY OF THOSE PLACES, THEN TELLING THEM THAT I’M COMING AND THAT I HAVE AN EXCELLENT WINGSPAN TO HEIGHT RATIO, THAT I LOVE TO SKIP ROCKS, AND THAT I’M LOOKING TO PARTY. OR CHILL. WHATEVER THEY WANT. (I’M VERSATILE LIKE THAT)

I’M LEAVING 11/18 SO THERE WILL BE A LULL IN THE BLOG AROUND THAT TIME BECAUSE THE FLIGHT IS LIKE 500 HOURS OR SOMETHING RIDICULOUS BUT OTHER THAN THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE NORMAL I’LL JUST BE ON A BEACH IN FULL CLOTHING BECAUSE I’M TERRIFIED OF SNAKES.

THAT SHOULD ABOUT DO IT, BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THAT I DIDN’T ANSWER, OR ANY ADVICE FOR ME IN MY TRAVELS, FEEL FREE TO HMU ANY TIME.