David Beckham is a G

Yo, Kim Kardashian thought she was cool when she ‘broke the internet’ with a bottle of baby oil and a trash bag.

We all knew she wasn’t, but for some reason it was such a huge fucking deal of a photo that all the attention she got from it probably definitely made her feel like she was cool. But thankfully, David Beckham is here to remind her that she ain’t shit, because he just blew up the internet with a fuckin selfie.

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Apparently it’s your mans birthday and he decided to bless us by joining Instagram (which he’s already slaying at the 9 hour mark, but I’ll get to that later). Not only did I learn about this through Twitter trending topics, but it also came through as a god damn NEWS HEADLINES on Facebook.

Screen shot 2015-05-02 at 10.32.01 AMI’d like to see one of Kim Kardashian’s selfies do that. #itwont


Anyway, David Beckham is such a G. Dude is married to not only a Spice Girl, but one of the most influential women in fashion of the last decade. Plus, he’s only been on Instagram for 9 hours (at the time of writing this) and he’s already acquired 2 million followers, and has whipped out 5 selfies. Which I hope is what he means by ‘sharing his special moments’ with us, because if David Beckham keeps whipping out selfies at this rate I am definitely going to have to follow him. That’s just too next not to watch.

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He’s even started a hashy about his 40th birthday that already has fuckin 8 thousand pics in it.

Screen shot 2015-05-02 at 11.02.53 AMIf that’s not breaking the internet, idk what is.